What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Ah so!”

How come Taiwan is LGBT friendly, yet Japan and South Korea are not?

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I broke up with my boyfriend because he wasn’t transparent about his past, it hurts me and he doesn’t care. I told him in the beginning of our relationship that it was a deal breaker for me what do I do?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What is music publishing?

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-J W Pepper

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How did the Nazis figure out whether a person or community is 'Aryan' or not?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

What are the most shocking facts about the Bollywood industry?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.